The First Post

I've been agonizing for awhile what I would write my first post. It's kinda like that awkward first date, where you don't quite know what to say so you end up with the small talk (What do you like? Beer and cheese! What don't you like? Spiders and assholes!). I decided I would just get it out of the way and be done with it so we can get on to the lame stories awesomeness. Besides, if you're reading this you probably know me already, and if you don't, you'll learn real quick. So, welcome to my blog internetz!